I feel like calling yourself the secretary of war is a rapist thing to do

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Literally had the convo with someone to get it Saturday, glad I didn’t jump on it

You been doxxed son

Where am I going to get hand crafted dial up though

You can have your climate after you’ve eaten your short range weather patterns young man

I feel a lot of the mortalities after 20 are things like infections. You really don’t have to go too far out of your way to stub a toe and ends up with sepsis. Things we’ve dealt with really effectively after a cure is detected.

I’ve been watching early 2000s crime dramas, and frankly, seeing the best on offer in the US admin, I can’t even imagine there are competent people inside any organization anymore. I feel the writers guild has really polished the balls of people in power, when I’m really seeing a lot of bumbling oafs in charge of stuff, not heroes or anyone willing to actually solve anything.

I would say something snarky like “just wait til they make more money putting out literal fires than they do deporting brown people”, but then I realize they haven’t gotten any money from deporting people, and, you know, rich assholes would love to buy up cheap land when everything is burnt to the chimneys.

I feel the ambiguity was the message

Brown is the new red

Maybe not neurodivergent enough?

Yo, this place is dope, fuck reddit

Just because they fine you doesn’t make separating them any more or less recyclable

I think people don’t realize that their tastes won’t change that much over time, I feel like I’d be okay on my deathbed knowing that was in my shower.

You know, I might find this funny if it didn’t come with all the other horrifying stuff

Autism tests cause autism, got it, let’s roll boys, we have more science to ban

Indiscriminate chopping always leads to unexpected results

Idiots creating a narcissism machine is pretty peak rn