It’s cheaper and has the same effect if you lock all the teachers in a room and pump lead fumes into it

Slow news day at MSNBC huh

Wonder how long it’ll take for him to declare victory saying he scared his enemies and roll this one back?

Eternity (under the) C

Looking forward to 5 years from now when it’s antisemitic to even suggest that anything happened that night and they release CCTV footage showing empty streets for 12 hours

Israelis would rather have a racially pure child from corpse sperm than adopt any one of the millions of orphan children around the world

Lockheed Martin executives be like: [smoking a $100 bill] Afghanistan was a failure? Cause it sure don’t feel like it

Go nowhere? Hey now, a few lucky lawyers in Texas are going to get very, very, very wealthy, and the victims might even get a 10 cent check in the mail a few decades down the line!

Trump tariffs

I kinda lucked out with my career choice and the time I started. I work for an unspecified airline and bid for a monthly schedule. Average 15-20 days off a month (not consecutively). Not out of the goodness of their corporate hearts of course. Legally I can only work 1000 hours in a year, and 100 hours in a month. The FAA has determined that exceeding those hours is detrimental to one’s mental wellbeing.

Unpaid vacation is fairly simple, just drop/trade shifts till you something that works. Can’t get too into detail about how paid vacation works for opsec reasons since the union bargaining agreements are easily searchable, but I can get about 20 paid days a year. So I get a month off a year with most of it paid.

I think quiet-quitting is supposed to mean doing your job and not gifting your boss extra free labor outside your job description and off-the-clock

Columbus is basically Jesus to Amerikkkan “Italians”

Hey look, it’s the latest bullshit portmanteau invented by worthless thinkpiece “writers” to describe a concept that already has a normal word for it

Anyone else love to bare-back while planning their micro-retirement after a long day of quiet-quitting?

Himmler will visit the Reichskanzlei next Monday as Hitler presses for a ceasefire in Auschwitz

Hey now wait a minute, the Germans learned a valuable lesson: it’s never ok to genocide white people

Why are they blocking the road? Run those anteefuh protestors over

We’re gonna need a bigger pit

I’ve never met anyone calling themselves a “digital nomad” who wasn’t an insufferable prick

Thatcher statues are erected as a final resort to prevent anyone in the UKKK from inadvertently experiencing happiness