pizza Marinara doesn’t have cheese at all and originally didn’t even have tomato sauce

So…bread?

To the surprise of absolutely nobody.

Whether or not there was election fraud, which there probably was, but likely not much more than is common in states like Texas or Florida, the US will keep calling other people the president of Venezuela until one succeeds in ACTUALLY becoming president.

At which point US companies suddenly get access to the Venezuelan oil reserves, which is of course TOTALLY unrelated 🙄

Hasn’t for a decade or more. Hell, for the last several years that he DID, he didn’t practice or research, he designed medical devices.

Nougat is a regional manager for Subway now.

Bart wider? Bort visor? Something like that 🤷😉

Nah, that was the trip before.

As far as smuggling drugs go, I’m as prolific as I’m incompetent!

Yeah, the TSA took my entire gallon of LSD!

What do you MEAN that’s a ridiculously excessive amount even outside of an airport context? LSD is the one they chug in the commercials, right? The one with the frog?

between having the criminal case go forward as normal justice and protecting the office of the president. letting the rich and powerful be above the law

Fixed that for them. Any system where letting anyone get away with everything up to and including treason to “protect the office” is even an option is rotten to the fucking core 🤬

If you want to protect the office, keep the traitorous fascist out of it! That’s how you protect the fucking office!

Would be a significant improvement tbh… Can we just sentence Trump to rehabilitation now?

You white? If so, yeah you did. You may have gotten a bunch of intrinsic debuffs, but they’d be MUCH worse without the white privilege buff.

Sincerely, poor and disabled cishet white dude aware of his privilege.

I’d love to see a bare knuckle fight to the death between Trump and Zelenskyy or pretty much any world leader who’s in reasonably good shape.

Not necessarily to decide anything, just for shits and giggles 🤷

That’s John THE mastodon, thankyouverynuch! 😤

Yeah, Biden was the exact wrong president for this era.

The US and indeed the world needed someone bold to take decisive and transformative action to right the ship.

Instead we got an ancient creature of the establishment rearranging the deck chairs and yelling at people to shut up about the icebergs.

I am a wizard and I approve this acronym.

opens new tab to sell off its Chrome internet browser

Well, that was quick! I wonder what Alphabet was doing in the original tab 🤔

I bet lunch was what ultimately started the whole punk rock movement.

Todd evidently didn’t know whether or not he was, is what I’m saying

The leader of the Teamsters Union spoke at the modern day Nüremberg rally known as the RNC.

While a lot of tribalist Democrats tend to equate any criticism of Dem leadership with trumpism, that might not be what’s happening this time 🤷

I swear to Gord

Deliberate misspelling of “God“, famous hockey player, or short for Gordon? More than one of the above?

Vaping at all was already illegal for anyone under 18.

Flavored e-juice is made exclusively for adults and the vast majority using it are adults trying to stop smoking.

When I first started vaping, I made the mistake of choosing a tobacco flavor. The fact that it tasted like tobacco and had less of nicotine hit than the more easily available regular cigarettes made it all but useless.

Adults wanting to quit don’t need the pink cookie dough cotton candy emoji-fied vape…

Other than the "emoji-fied“ strawman, we ABSOLUTELY do. Getting used to inhaling vapors that feel like smoke and contains nicotine but tastes much better is crucial in creating the aversion to tobacco that helps you not to relapse when you run out.

Whether you prefer liquorice like me, cotton candy, fruit flavors, or whatever, the flavor is there for a reason and removing it will cost thousands if not millions of lives as people fail to quit smoking, the number one lifestyle cause of cancer.