It’s time to start making fake social media accounts for Republicans.

Awh shit, wrong thread lmao

Lol, this brought me back to when I worked at a retirement home.

We had one gentleman who was 100+.

I realized he was old enough to have known civil war veterans.

I asked him if he’d ever met a civil war vet. He thought I’d asked him if he’d fought in the civil war, lmao.

Eventually, he told me he only ever saw them in parades.

I felt a little nervous to ask who was in the parade.

He was very proud to say, “The good guys, obviously. It was New York.”

I got to know him more over time and learned that he was super progressive and loved to use the internet. It’s cool to know there’s a few good apples every once in a while.

Ah shit, a guy who shot up a school likes 4chan? Who could’ve seen that coming. Now it’s a lemmy meme. You looked at this ur gay.

Can’t retract what that casing said, lmao

Rome 2.0

It’s almost like we finished our expansion as an empire … colony … state.

People did. Let me see if I can find it:

Edit: fount it https://youtu.be/y5DNJfB73N8

The BBC mildy misrepresented this situation. People have gone there and visited them in person. They consume Western films. They just need to be censored. That is NOT okay, but it’s the reality in North Korea.

Weird. They mass produce copies of censored Western films and then distribute them at little kiosks. I’m assuming they’re talking about uncensored content?

Did they poo out two eggs at once? Whenever my chickens form two eggs at once, they smoosh together and come out like that.

She’s got little fangs if you zoom in.

Same here.

You about to get pissed/ shit down a leg for cooling.

Vultures shit/pee (it all comes out of one hole) on themselves to help regulate body temperature.

Runescaaaaape, you casual.

If it’s that rural, it’s a mutual thank you for not hitting them on a thin road.

Dude, I shit brix

Griffith without the torture

One time, I was smoking a cigarette in my car, outside of my house. A cop pulled up behind me and blasted their lights. They asked me a ton of questions, most of which I refused to answer. I gave them ID which had my FUCKING address, and they still said, “You ain’t from around here are you?”. Mother fucker, you don’t even live in this zipcode. You are at MY address. It was a Pacific beach surfing sticker and a Bernie sticker. They also told me to take them off. They went off in a pout, and the deputy told me they were just training the newbie. To what, profile people?

Dog, have you heard of “black fatigue” recently? Racists are having a “mask off moment,” again, for sure.

What? You don’t want fake direct download links? I like my page to be covered in random green download icons. Thank you very much. My grandma loves getting her identity stolen, and so do I.