I used to work at a gas station that the register wouldn’t let us proceed at all if we didn’t scan an ID or enter a birthday, people got so offended.

Wait what, what do they do with the bodies?

Maybe some people are in to that

Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.

Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.