In all these instances, you could replace “fuck” with “smurf” and there is no problem.

Oh fun. This webiste’s cookie banner only has a “accept everything” button.

I mean, that’s what the federal government is for. Or well, that’s how it should be.

You get used to it, but at least now you know who doesn’t wash their hands.

Not that kind of bathroom. Our bathroom only has a sink and a shower. The toilet is in a seperate room and has no sink. So after “the deed”, people wash their has in the kitchen sink.

Patchoulli & vetiver

Pics or it didn’t happen

I wouldn’t want to make it too exciting.

This is not a shitpost. This was fun.
A shame you’re going to get C&D’ed by Nintendo now.

I won’t throw it out. I’ll put it with the bathroom sink. The kitchen sink is where the nice soap goes.

Teams now has a multi-account feature, whoch really changes things

That’s a fun fact I didn’t know. Eventhough I am a fan of iso8601

This reminds me of “day of the trifids” where the world is “invaded” by evil, aggressive,s walking plants. Not very frightening on its own, but at the same time a meteor flew over earth that blinded most of humanity leaving only a hand full sighted. That changes the premise quite a bit.

That was not clear. Also, there is no year 0. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_zero

Yeah, I watched it in a 3d cinema at the time and it was a great experience. Not the pocahontas story, but the cinematics. Avatar 2 was just shit. It’s like they’re pretending to be a real scifi franchise by building an entire world.

Never heard that sound before

Dude, we started using punchcard in the 1830’s. Maybe you should look into the history of computing and learn a bit about all the amazing innovations that lead to you shitposting on the toilet

They also didn’t have televisions, computers or phones to distract them. So they’d watch the stars or nature for entertainment and eventually, naturally see patterns and wonder what would happen if they applied those patterns for their own gain.

Because the marketing team needs you to

Not entirely true. This works only for unskilled labour, meaning anyone who is not skilled in lying and cheating your way into a management positon. Or poor people.