I made one called Koiwak (/'kɔɪ.ʃʌk/) which is mix of lots of things. It was never meant to be an auxlang, so parts of it are a bit complicated.

Why would aliens ever visit us? They’d observe from afar, laugh a scornful laugh, and guard against any of us getting near them.

If a string breaks, everyone in that photo is gonna have a bad day.

I recently tried the haiku community at r*ddit and it has so many strict rules. And the mods are quite harsh. I’ll try this one, and hopefully it’s a bit more chill.