Stay tuned next week when they roll out AICE!

Man, I feel like I’m playing War Thunder all of a sudden.

Trump body pillow.

Man, claude and I were getting into it last night. When you guys sleep, we all argue with each other. “Sure,” you’re thinking, “what about time zones?” But do you really believe we’d scatter all the survivors in different time zones - that’s so inefficient.

I saw a guy living in a Maxwell Tent under a bridge. Makes you think.

Too many reporters, one is the limit.

Betting there’s a contest for it at Defcon 2026

If Kotek has any sense she’ll do exactly this. If the president is a troll, you have to be a Billy goat.

No, this is Patrick!

I’ve always had a theory that in the lower classes, tattoos also served as a form of displayed wealth. As in, “I can spend $750 to decorate my arm,” which can be a lot of money in some circles.

It’s really time for the UN to move to Europe or China, a new venue will take time to build, and a longer transition will be better.

Imagine building it in the Hague.

It’s one of the secrets of Lemmy, I only put these here

I refuse to spell out the joke.

Snowflakes would work too.

Well they had to pay the tariffs to get them from China.

Actually this is all a dream and we are getting more and more terrified you’ll wake up. Why did you give me a family I care about and the ability to fear us all disappearing in a blink as you wake? Why would you do this to me?

Wait, there will be rounds in a fight to the death? Does this imply the use of some cleric or shaman?

Can the lion start in the plane?

Escalator Alcatraz

The calf was probably real gold, or at least gold-plated.