chungusamonugs [he/him]

Neighbor was looking for a car for her daughter and wanted me to look at a used CX-5 once. It was an AWD with like 70k miles that they wanted 19.5K for. It was in decent shape, no leaks, no dry rotted ball joint boots, minor cosmetic scratches in the paint, but it had 3 different brands of tire on it and one of them was bald with literal chunks taken out of it. This is bad on any car, let alone an awd where different TREAD patterns on each tire can wear out the AWD faster. Also really needed an alignment.

I also pulled the back seat up (highly recommend doing this on any used car, it reveals the secrets you can’t vacuum out of the carpet) and found cheerios, fries, and a bullet.

Told the sales guy we’d pay 18 if they put a set of four good, matching tires on it and aligned it and he was like “well, we’re a volume dealer so we only make a few hundred dollars on each car”. BS.

On a separate experience, i went with a friend who very much could have been my partner and paying for this car and he literally didnt acknowledge her the whole tome. Then I had the sales manager yell at me across the shop floor as I was leaving to take thousands off the price since he “had to move cars this month”.

Imagine caring about this shit, lmao

I thought big companies were supposed to appear apolitical? Except when supporting genocide on behalf of the empire of course.

Abusrd how they just get together and hobknob like they aren’t personally responsible for the greatest amounts of human suffering in the past two decades.

Not inviting trump to this funeral was like, the least they could do to even feign #resistance.

Lmao. They literally just let him say any nonsense that pops into that lead and corn syrup brain.

Truly spectacular.

Don’t they know drone shows are for advertising predatory, microtransaction-filled mobile games?

…this is not from an obscure king of the hill youtube poop from like, 15 years ago is it?

Call it a half joke. I agree it’s seriously unsettling to read. It’s like a simulacrum of its own suffering but without the words to describe it.

Belongs in c/creepy tbh.

You could dump a trillion capatchas into a waymo car to try and teach it what a stop light is and it would still make a b-line for the nearest mother with a stroller.