chungusamonugs [he/him]

Imagine caring about this shit, lmao

I thought big companies were supposed to appear apolitical? Except when supporting genocide on behalf of the empire of course.

Abusrd how they just get together and hobknob like they aren’t personally responsible for the greatest amounts of human suffering in the past two decades.

Not inviting trump to this funeral was like, the least they could do to even feign #resistance.

Lmao. They literally just let him say any nonsense that pops into that lead and corn syrup brain.

Truly spectacular.

Don’t they know drone shows are for advertising predatory, microtransaction-filled mobile games?

…this is not from an obscure king of the hill youtube poop from like, 15 years ago is it?

Call it a half joke. I agree it’s seriously unsettling to read. It’s like a simulacrum of its own suffering but without the words to describe it.

Belongs in c/creepy tbh.

You could dump a trillion capatchas into a waymo car to try and teach it what a stop light is and it would still make a b-line for the nearest mother with a stroller.