great copypasta. fits any game.
for hearthstone: swap “perfects on 8⭐️” for “legend in wild”, “players on YouTube can get top 100 NA standard legend”, “why don’t you marry Unnerfed Jaina or Boulderfist Oger”
for destiny: “gone to the light house”, “solo dungeons”, “marry Eris or Savathun”
etc
I lived near Brixton, South London. There was an immediate street party.