Yeah her comments are definitely odd. This is opening some speculation. If this was a murder for hire by his estranged wife, that’s pretty fucking clever to write those words on the shell casings. If it does turn out to be, I wonder how it will change the public perception of this.

Was there a Mr. Yellow in Reservoir Dogs?

They’re saying he changed clothes. Which I suppose is possible. Maybe he can also change his height and sex and skin color. Maybe he’s a shapeshifter.

He’s in my living room! Oh wait, that’s me.

Probably not if you’re a scammer in India.

Isn’t he wearing different clothes in the pics where his face is visible? And the cops are saying he changed clothes? Which could be true, but also could not be true…

I love how the news is saying it’s an all out manhunt. Like how many people get shot in New York? They’re gonna shut down half of manhattan over this dead dickbag?

Make America GNU Again

We’re too fat.

Usually when you fail a coup you are dead, not re-elected.

It runs on bologna and weed.

In an accident you are decapitated by large aluminum blades.

Gotta freshen the air, there’s no windows to open in that van.

How would they know what accent I have?

And looks like they have a facility right there in Seattle.

Wouldn’t a drone be cheaper and easier?

Truong My Lan sounds like the SSID you use when testing a new router.

Getting two birds stoned at once.

Love hulk hen lol. That’s a great rhyme.

Warp ten on a big hen?

Warp three on large poultry?

Star fleet on a white meat?

I love all the Java haters. Like is a stack trace from any other language somehow more readable? Python stack traces are fucking backwards, and also annoying as fuck since you don’t have any type info. C++ you have to enable core dumps and then run a separate tool. Okay fully qualified class names in Java are long, but that’s because you have proper packaging and namespaces which plenty of other languages manage to do much worse at.