john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]

How many times can our big wet president call takesy-backsies on tariffs before some disgruntled billionaire sends a paramilitary squad to Mar-a-Lago? Nothing surprises me anymore but I feel like this is not sustainable long-term lol

Me after someone taps on my shoulder and says “goose”

Got it. Distillation is when one AI sucks off another AI. So it’s a fancy word for copying.

I think there’s something wrong with your thesaurus

Imagine dying because you can’t do something that a baby does accidentally several times a day

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An alleged 45 degree arm-involved gesture

Casual reminder that you can buy a brand new AR for $500

It’s back up for me already. I feel like they could have milked it for a few more days, but I suppose they are confident enough that there are will be no financial consequences to continue operations until they’re “officially” in the clear.

Absolutely hilarious play by TikTok and probably the most easily avoidable PR disaster for the Democrats in decades. I laughed so fucking hard when I saw this, I can only imagine the panicked phone calls that are happening right now.

It’s not moving fast enough to leave the galaxy: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FDGo85/

Not sure how long it would take to erode away, but it’s probably on the scale of billions of years. There’s really nothing out there.

He was leading the world in denied claims

Seriously, if you can’t afford to tip your servers at a sit-down restaurant (in places that pay below minimum wage for servers), then you can’t afford to eat there. It’s not some life hack, you’re just being a piece of shit and the only thing you are accomplishing is fucking over your fellow worker. If you don’t want to tip, don’t eat at places with table service.

I play bagpipes semi-professionally. The overwhelming majority of people do not like bagpipe music, and even if they do, they don’t want to hear much about my bagpiping antics. One good thing is that I will never struggle to answer the dreaded “what’s one interesting fact about yourself” icebreaker.

Finding SRS was probably my first step towards radicalization, now that I think about it. I very quickly went from “what is wrong with these people?” to “what is wrong with everyone else on this site?”