john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]

It’s not moving fast enough to leave the galaxy: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FDGo85/

Not sure how long it would take to erode away, but it’s probably on the scale of billions of years. There’s really nothing out there.

He was leading the world in denied claims

Seriously, if you can’t afford to tip your servers at a sit-down restaurant (in places that pay below minimum wage for servers), then you can’t afford to eat there. It’s not some life hack, you’re just being a piece of shit and the only thing you are accomplishing is fucking over your fellow worker. If you don’t want to tip, don’t eat at places with table service.

I play bagpipes semi-professionally. The overwhelming majority of people do not like bagpipe music, and even if they do, they don’t want to hear much about my bagpiping antics. One good thing is that I will never struggle to answer the dreaded “what’s one interesting fact about yourself” icebreaker.

Finding SRS was probably my first step towards radicalization, now that I think about it. I very quickly went from “what is wrong with these people?” to “what is wrong with everyone else on this site?”