I apologized profusely and made sure they got extra treats today

A boss accepting a time off request without vague threats about firing you, or at least complaining about how they’ll need to find someone else to cover? Yeah, I call bullshit

You know what? Fuck it, let him use it. Then we can all laugh when it quite literally blows up in his face.

I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

I appreciate the point you are making, but I strongly disagree with it. Kanehito has been very clear, Demons may have free will and feel emotions, but so too does a leopard in the jungle. You might be able to tame them, you might even be able to coexist with them for a time, but don’t think for even a moment that either wouldn’t immediately eat your face if given the opportunity.