poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]

I guess like 5 years ago they sold the house. The new owner seems pretty chill, and is actually a Goonie fan. The only flag I saw was “Goonies Never Say Die!” He welcomes fans to take pictures, just don’t park in the driveway.

Why can’t they take selfies like normal people. Like me, a grown ass man nearing 50 who last took a selfie at the Goonies house in Astoria.

fuck the bbc. Reminds me when they told Rage not to say fuck you I wont do what you tell me. Fucking bellends

Nice to see the NFL excited that dude was held accountable for his crime while avoiding accountability for CTE. Football needs to go away

At the rate California HSR is going, it’s going to take us six fucking decades to finish. It’s shameful

Why are you letting the feds do that, you gigantic fucking coward?

Kind of glad I decided to keep drinking

Kind of looks like he got clipped. His nerd mob and Trump’s team pushing and shoving and yelling and somebody threw a punch over the crowd and grazed him. Probably Stephen Miller got him, which is fucking embarrassing

Any military bases in Oklahoma?

Do I need to get the real ID if I already have a passport?

I like the ability to switch which way the seats face. I think you can drink alcohol on board, which is pretty sweet. The conductor called me a cubs fan because I was wearing an amtrak hoodie lol

The bike paths were great. I can’t believe the amount of parks there are. The torture museum is a lot of fun. So many iconic movie sites. I loved my visit except for the ice cream museum and the bears vs titans game I attended. Very bad football.

Farewell to my friends and business partners

True blue libertarian keeping it real

I like when I’m walking through home depot and the audio starts to break up. It’s like, " hey dipshit, you left your phone on the bike."

Training to get the politicians out of DC if there were an attack. I shit you not

I heard someone on Democracy Now saying pilots fear National Airport more than any other. I guess Dulles is bigger and able to handle more traffic but it’s kind of far from the district. All the lazy ass politicians and lobbyist flying in always go to National because it’s close

Which is rich because any mild critic of democrats defaults libs to whatabout orange man

When democrats hold the ball, Charlie Brown actually kicks it

If Trump gets it, he’s going to turn Greenland into another Williston, ND during the oil boom. Went from a quite, little conservative town to the city with the highest crime rate in the country literally overnight. The first question employers would ask job seekers is “are you wanted or on the run?” Like, it was a given that most of the applicants were already felons. Nice knowing you, Greenlanders

Doesn’t include drug trafficking or unsolved murder. He saved that for his book