1960 DeKalb Lumberjack

“I’m auctioning off my gmaing collection” (many items) OR
“I’m auctioning my gaming console” (single item)

They are probably “self insured”

Used to be the Double Cheeseburger was $1, then they took away one slice of cheese and called it McDouble hoping you wouldn’t notice.

they make hard monsters

All Hail the Temple

“I got it from Aldi’s [store]”

Raise the floor around where you want the pit

I think you missed the part where the TV doesn’t have access to the network.