I’m having a Planck IQ moment trying to decypher the four lines of distilled aneurysm with which you just presented me

don’t fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors

owo

booo! get off the stage!

Well there’s yer problem

okay but that’s pretty fucking metal

Ah, if I had known Sweden was selling self-propelled artillery systems, I wouldn’t have bought mine in China, drats.