Spykee

Yo Stephen, the reason why your wife’s punani stinks is because you lick it with your stinky mouth.
Get fucked you useless excuse of a human.

All you wankers blabbering about without even hinting about the important issue.
So did a small boy get his orange soda or nah?
Have you no soul people?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Just get some laxatives bro.
Aint no reason to rasp your insides to clear your bowels.
Fibre foods are the real thing though.

I have balls-scrunching anxiety.
So any kind of public speaking means I shit my pants.
I gave a presentation today & I only got scared shitless at the beginning. After those first 2mins, things went well.
Mind you, I had previously left mid-way from one such presentation with the same people, making a stupid excuse.
Felt nice.

Rugrats

Good bot.

Oh boy, I don’t know how to break it to you.
This is not good bro.
I’ll tell you what this is.
It’s a classic case of asking strangers on the internet some medical advice. You clearly have the aggressive form of stupid bro.
There’s just one cure.
A hard smack to your favourite side of the head and then, without fail, a visit to the local doctor, as a follow up.
Repeat as required.

You need help bro.
…and hookers.
Maybe spend a few days surrounded by Alt-Chicks titties while being choked on by their thighs.
It will warm up your soul.
.
Or alt-dudes, whoever makes you loose.

Change of plan.
I am now schooled on preferring positive physical greetings.
But I appreciate your input.

I am average!

Hmmm…
Hmmmmmm…
Yeah, i can see what you mean.
Okay. I take that comment back.
I will consider Grindr.

No, I said that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Da fuck yu gonn do, bitch?

@rowinxavier@lemmy.world , meet @slazer2au@lemmy.world.…
dude’s airing your dirty laundry in public.
I’m more than happy to replace him in your country. I’ll blend in ‘swimming-costume-wearing-at-lunch’ in no time.

How small does the friendship need to be for me to casually smooch all the pretty members of your society?

So you get naked for using the sauna in your home?
You sluts!

First of all,
You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
Budgie smugglers? I thought that’s Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
Secondly, When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I’m moving there permanently.
Third,
Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
Bro, you should’ve started with this.
Imma land there now.

You are also supposed to treat it nice.
Gently caress it occasionally, bring it a friend to hangout with, let selective guests of other species pay visit to it for “recreational” purposes and also … this sounds weird, but I swear there are articles written on this… TALK to it.
All of this keeps is healthy and “happy”.
Like…you know…a child!

Yooooo…
Looks a lot like my own purple mushroom!

:(