I’ve been waiting for a story like this to happen in the UK for a while now. When I saw this I was actually surprised to see it was in the US. It’s only a matter of time, if it hasn’t already happened.

Your clothes do not teleport with you

You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.

You can only shift into a species that you’ve seen before. Can only shape shift into living things (not sentient and mobile inanimate objects)

And you can never return to any species you were previously. It has to be a new one every time until you exhaust the possible species. Leaving you stuck as the last possible species you pick to shape shift into.

It sounds like it’s time to find out