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dist-upgrade has essentially been replaced by full-upgrade in the recent years.

Altoids

Incompatible firmware

I bet they have a big droid foundry there.

I’m just glad modern cables aren’t modeled after grappling hooks

But then you have to use Adobe products

Then stop firing them because of AI

Just use the Reese’s peanut butter since there’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s.

Florida man has a new sidekick

They’re sold by the pound

Isn’t a cube by definition a 3 dimensional object? If it were 4 dimensional, it would no longer be a cube.

It’s not in ALL CAPS, so it must not be real

They look like dogs cosplaying as Holstein and Highland cattle.

I’m pretty sure they make all their money during Lent and it sustains their business for the rest of the year.

Merde

Did they ever make BICycles?

Change my name to John Connor

Next step, logging

I’m pretty sure the updates are usually just to replace the icon on your desktop which you deleted immediately after the last update. Who launches Acrobat from the icon anyway? I’ve only ever opened it by opening a PDF directly.

Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…