Run-flats: “it’s showtime”

Nuh-uh!

…

What were we talking about again?

Hehehe, penis head

Dons right hand man: alright, the mark has started not wearing their headphones. This throws a wrench in our plans. What’s our counter?

Bobby 2: alls wes gotsa dos is just distract em. Bobby 1, you wait behind the bushes in the parking lot. Wiseguy Phil waits across the street. As soon as 1 sees the mark, he lays on the horn. Then Phil just runs em over while they are looking at 1.

DRHM: but we only got one car!

Bobby 2: sos steals one, do I gotta dos all the thinkin around heres?

“Hello, and a- oh fuck, not you again”

I’m reading this thinking ‘I’ve heard these qualities before’. If your date also lists these qualities, run. It’s a trap.

picks up kitty, facing backwards

aims kitty

starts to fire a violent stream of liquid poo

enemy retreats, taking heavy casualties

tosses kitty like a grenade

“MEOW” “nononoNONON-” seconds wave attack

“Victory!” “Meow!”

Required message that “raid is not a backup [solution]”, it’s an uptime and recovery system.

My primary server uses raid along with snapshots, full local backups, and off-site backups for critical data to two different cloud providers on different continents.

My second server backups images to the primary. My vps also backups to the primary. Both get the raid and snapshot treatment, and local, but not cloud. Gaming servers, boinc, and home assistant aren’t ‘critical’ :p

Me, holding up this month’s issue of The Onion: uhh, hello

moans “stuff me santa”

Santa: “we are skipping that house”

You’ve only been in one breach that you know about so far!

One second, let me just

PurpleElephant1994!

Catch-all address 😎

Yo dawg, I heard you like outsourcing…

TIL, I thought it had gone through

Me_irl

Oh cool, they finally started using lidar! The slam tech was impressive for the data and locational awareness it could do but as soon as I got my first neato I was like ‘holy crap this is night and day’ for nav.

I thought that Amazon bought iR a few years ago and was expecting them to let the brand die, nothing much happened for the first couple years. I’ll still be very skeptical but competition is good.

Their classic bump and go ones are super dumb. The ones with the cameras pointed at the ceiling did alright. I don’t think iR has ever transitioned to lidar, still using slam for nav.

That search query would be sent right after looking directly at it

My ex has an… S5? for a few years now, so I took his experience as a hopefully positive experience. I ordered my Saros 10R like two and a half months ago, a sale just happened to coincide with the Ecovacs replacement failing. I also got credit for replacement parts, which is nice.

I had issues with initial setup, where my phone needed me to switch off cellular data to pair the bot to the network. Frustrating, found a page on reddit that nudged me in the right direction. Once that was sorted, it’s been quite pleasant. Not the lowest maintenence, and it’s suction could be… significantly stronger (even on ‘max+’ it can fail to pickup large hair from the carpet). But overall, I’m really happy with it so far. The app is on much higher quality than Ecovacs too, even though they are… suspiciously similar (down to the UI and location of buttons), the Roborock is waaaaay less buggy and feeding bad info to me.

I bought the extended warranty through RR directly (also the bot directly) instead of a store or third-party. Hopefully if it does have issues in the next… 4 years, I think? that customer service will be pleasant. iR set the bar underground, Ecovacs and Neato were good (above my low expectations), so fingers crossed. Be even better if it manages to work through the warranty without issues, it’d be the first to achieve it for me.