“but you are browsing pornhub?”

“are you questioning my methodology?”

“carry on”

Sir, we are talking about phones here, not…

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Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say

But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish

Mom, can we get water bottles at home?

No, we already have water bottles at home.

Water bottles at home:

what about “make” as in “create”

everyone’s family explodes in this thread

You guys are getting paid?

Sonic?

I always assume that phrase means “I’m horny af” and thus far it’s always fit pretty well in the context, so I’m just rolling with it.

And I always feel a certain way 😏

Click (2006)

taking notes

I am a furry and would similarly like to not be lunch

OG psu: I’m the only thing cooling this bitch 😎

Now psu: crammed into a small section to cool nothing

Customers: TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY IT’S GOT RGB NNNNNFGGH

“I’m going to start calling you calendar. Because your days are numbered.”

Hey now… It’s pronounced ‘shitehead’ over there

I was thinking AF but I don’t judge. Stupid sexy adrenaline…

When you’re in combat and nut all over the controls

‘uhoh’

This was literally my ‘silver lining’ when I was coming to terms with being gay. Like, I’m super horny, I like dicks alright whelp, and I can fuck as much as I want without protection or babies? Maybe this isn’t so bad after all. Time to find some bottoms…

And I made use of that perk heavily 😏

My cellular yeah, though I don’t consider them an isp since most throttle or deprioritize data after ~50 gigs. But both isps I’ve had, and all of the friends who I’ve helped with networking stuff (basically all of them), IPv4. Sometimes, some janky ‘conversion’ at the modem that leaves them with just v4 anyway. That was with their isp-supplied hardware…

The ad is coming from INSIDE the TV

😱