I am currently both. But I slack because I am the go-to guy for knowledge, not doing

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

I want that guitar pedal

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

“Ass Aryans? That’s like, two of my favourite things.”

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.

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I fucking knew it! The world’s fate was always in the hands of traumatized horny teenagers!

what the fuck is a bird