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Cake day: July 10th, 2025

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  • My wife is technically obese. She’s not bedridden fat like you see on TV, just nicely rounded. She complains about wanting to lose weight and finding it hard.

    I suffered pretty serious poverty before meeting her and turning my life round, and also the brexit-covid combo basically emptied our supermarket shelves and scared the shit out of us all.

    My mouth agrees with her that we should both do more to lose weight, but my mind says “bitch finish that sandwich let’s get a bit more famine resistance in us.”




  • yermaw@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldshort
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    10 hours ago

    Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan’s place.

    The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?








  • yermaw@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldBe nice
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    3 days ago

    if inflation were 0% for a few decades

    “You obviously know nothing of how the real world works.”

    Was going to type a whole bullshit essay with random made up stats and facts to make your idle question look malicious and uninformed, but I just cant be arsed. Can we just pretend I was a cunt for mild chuckles?