My Apple IIC was the stuff back in the 80s.

It was also the last Apple product I owned.

How many hit die do those classes get?

Can a level 7 Chef take a meat 1d6 cleaver to the face? They should have at least 7HP even with bad rolls and no Con.

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and dead bodies to the kitchen.” Mutant League Football.

Low T league and high T league.

Maybe a middle T league?

I’m sure we can work it out.

E Sports. Liquid bread and electronic circus.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Just volunteer to go to Ukraine, then surrender. Try not to get raped by your own guys!

The dwarves of yore made mighty tabs,

Windows open like unsightly slabs

In websites deep, where dark things creep,

In mother’s basement beneath the hells.

To get my codes you have to play Alone in the Dark 2, and have the original 2 sided playing cards, then translate that into Brittanic runes and find the latitude and longitude of the given city on a cloth map from the original Ulitma.

69 is a Nice number.

Not without substantial electoral reform. Which puts us in the “chicken and the egg” scenario of not getting reform with the existing 2 party duopoly, and not breaking that duopoly without reform.

Yea.

While I’m a big fan of NaCl, there are plenty of other great salts out there.

CaCl is better for de-iceing my driveway.

Sodium hydroxide is great for cleaning my clothes.

Sodium carbonate is best for making my hard water softer.

That’s just a few of the great salts!

Follow my helldiver’s live steam to hear about more!!!?

Cops / military open carry because they already have the uniform, and the implications that has (legal use of force, training, and back up). Private citizens are safer if they conceal carry for a number of reasons, here are two:

Privacy. Some people get intimidated and / or think open carry is a political statement. Which it is sometimes, but not usually. If you open carry, it’s better to do in appropriate settings and with groups. Day to day carry, it is better to just blend in with the crowd.

Security/safety. If you open carry you need to be prepared for someone trying to disarm you or shoot you first, because they know where your weapon is, and that you have it. It’s not really worth the deterant value. In conflict it’s better to have the element of surprise rather than be surprised by someone who knows who has a gun, and where they are.

I cast magic missiles at the goat and use its corpse to float the cabbages across!

You like the El Camino?

Then you will love the Duo Camino.

They don’t want foreigners to stretch things out too much.

You know, because we are so tall and heavy like ripped Guile, and lean on stuff. Where did you think this was going?

Don’t leave it on too long, it will make Baked Beans:

https://youtu.be/U8vjMvoobSo?si=LPYbVg-ihcfYNF5p

Lol, the old days of RTMF.

When I played this back in 94-95 I had already read that manual on the ride home from buying the game, as was standard for the time (along with wearing an onion on my belt). Had to read that thing, as it took a sack of dimes and an overnight download of I wanted an actual guide or something.

Others have already given most of the advice I would have given. (Go Decker for your first game. Is easier, more thematic, and I think more fun. You can then hire some muscle to help fight.)

Quick tips for a Decker: Get Sleeze and Mask up fast, then start stealing data. This gets you a ton of Karma and money faster than other grinds. Get the Excalibur asap.

Edit: Since I mentioned Decker. Here is a very dense but detailed explanation of how decking works in the game. It looks cartoony, but is quite complicated: https://shadowrun.fandom.com/wiki/Shadowrun_(Sega)/Game_mechanics_of_the_Matrix

Here’s the guide I used when I replayed it in 2003 (I still own my Sega, not on emulator, which is apparently harder due to latency in combat) https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/genesis/366854-shadowrun/faqs/12296

It’s the only game that really does what it does, but it has a learning curve like a brick wall, and a combo of UI & certain mechanics that make it harder than it needs to be. I still keep playing it…

If you yearn for complex space logistics with some first person space combat sprinkled on top, and can tolerate obtuse mechanics and some bugs, it’s quite fun.