@EspiritdescaliMA to FuturologyEnglish • 17 days agoMicroplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square54arrow-up1284arrow-down18cross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.onlinescience@lemmit.onlinescience@lemmit.online
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minus-square@Death_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish132•17 days agoWe are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
minus-square@Quacksalber@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish12•17 days ago“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
minus-square@skeezix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 days agokids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
minus-square@MisterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish4•17 days agoAnd since plastics mimic female hormones…
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
Glitter is stored in the balls
“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
And since plastics mimic female hormones…
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
The very last, maybe.