The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoMice used to be civilizedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1744arrow-down15
arrow-up1739arrow-down1imageMice used to be civilizedlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square34linkfedilink
minus-squareHowAbt2morrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoThey can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
minus-squarePyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoAnd what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
minus-squareHowAbt2morrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoKnife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYou’ve just invented sexbots for mice. Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSo this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYou gamble on salty vs sweet.
They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
And what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
Knife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.
You’ve just invented sexbots for mice.
Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.
So this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.
You gamble on salty vs sweet.