The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWhat a manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1923arrow-down115
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minus-squareHowAbt2morrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoCrank it with a shirt on next time. You cranked your dang nipples straight off your chest there bud.
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoTHAT’S NOT A BUG, THAT’S A FEATURE BROTHER!
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoWhy would a man need nipples? Preposterous!
minus-squaremriormro@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoIs a man not entitled to the sweat of his nips? ‘No!’ says the man in Washington, ‘It belongs to the poor.’ ‘No!’ says the man in the Vatican, ‘It belongs to God.’ ‘No!’ says the man in Moscow, ‘It belongs to everyone.’
minus-squareHowAbt2morrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThat reminds me of that thing Socrates said one day about a man and his nipples.
Crank it with a shirt on next time. You cranked your dang nipples straight off your chest there bud.
THAT’S NOT A BUG, THAT’S A FEATURE BROTHER!
Why would a man need nipples? Preposterous!
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his nips? ‘No!’ says the man in Washington, ‘It belongs to the poor.’ ‘No!’ says the man in the Vatican, ‘It belongs to God.’ ‘No!’ says the man in Moscow, ‘It belongs to everyone.’
That reminds me of that thing Socrates said one day about a man and his nipples.