George Santos' prison sentence commuted, ex-GOP congressman to be released 'immediately': Trump
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Santos was sentenced to more than seven years in federal prison earlier this year after being convicted of wire fraud and aggravated identity theft.
  • HowAbt2dayEnglish
    21·
    22 hours ago

    Santos is gonna bring FABULOUS back to the pentagon. The generals are gonna be confused af.

    • athairmor@lemmy.worldEnglish
      12·
      22 hours ago

      Not only will the generals be fit but, now, their uniforms will rival the most glamorous Carnival costumes.

      • emmanuel_car@fedia.io
        7·
        16 hours ago

        God, imagine. Kegsbreath makes sure it’s only ripped muscle gods before he’s fired, then Santos dresses them up in camo jockstraps and harnesses. Now that’s a military parade I’d watch.