LOTO is critical. RIP little homie.

They at least go to the same barber.

I read Penis.

Jess just created LIEnix.

He can blame the victim with a “quit slapping yourself” vibe so that the culprits can rejoice.

Self Retaining Rectal Dilutors ain’t too shabby either. A bit long but if RHCP can pull it off, so can SRRD.

Uncle Whore-ass was the life of the party

Fanning the flame with your spinning, stretched out ball sacks is a pro move.

At least half.

I have a cousin who spoke Spanish like El Chavo del Ocho because he only had access to Spanish channels in the US. Hilarious.

This man balds. Me too.

And the Guests are disheveled. /s

How about Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer?

That makes a lot of sense.

They get to keep one?

The “original” snowflakes. “I can’t drink from the same water fountain as a colored person!” Type of people.

I can slather some gr**se on them there gears for ya.

Saving the environment with electric car to later add an energy guzzling racist chat bot to the front panel. /nottheonion?

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Perhaps. Or not. We’ll never know. Or will we? Perhaps.