With Large Luscious Mammaries ?

Why choose? Wankcakes!

They’re auto tune the shit out their voices.

Parallel parking that 22-wheeler must be a bitch.

Aliens, bro. This obviously involved aliens.

How about beating a beaver’s butt with your wood?

#WholesomeAsFuck These plants ain’t wilt as long as I’m around!

This is something between super cute and animal abuse.

Username checks out. This guy eye-talians.

This fucking guy considers theyselves a funnypoligist and shit, huh?

My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Not enough of them ended up that way which is proof that the lord ain’t all that.

He’s probably reminding himself why he hates meat.

They’ve been beefing it up for a while now.

Conan O’Brian?

Can someone please play this in the guitar (or sitar?) and share it here?

Do you even squat, bro?

I haven’t seen a moms-basement like that in a while. Good memories. And the kitty is wicked cute.

Ratcliffe looking like Supermán over here.

Specialized in post-school-lunch loaf flushing and don’t-clean-the-mop-all-semester and mop the whole fucking school degrees