I live in the US, I don’t understand this either. I’ve never experienced these purported issues. I’m guessing either I have a stronger than usual stomach or it’s just played up for the memes?
Oh, so you are saying you know how to shit better & therefore you think you are better than the rest of Murikans, do you?!
You have no idea how it is to spend 3 hours evey day continuously powerblasting the toilet & then still muster the strength to again visit the same dirty fast food joint responsible for the jet propulsion formula that can kill you at any moment by spontaneously launching you into orbit!!!
I live in the US, I don’t understand this either. I’ve never experienced these purported issues. I’m guessing either I have a stronger than usual stomach or it’s just played up for the memes?
I saw it referenced for example in South Park, and I don’t think South Park would lie about American lore like that.
Maybe you are mistaken, or perhaps just lack a good reference point & don’t know how the rest of the world shits.
(/s)
that South Park episode was clowning on a chipotle ecoli incident I’m p sure
Poor Cartman, I can still hear his screams …
Hey, I am a dirty immigrant after all, you might be right 😝
Oh, so you are saying you know how to shit better & therefore you think you are better than the rest of Murikans, do you?!
You have no idea how it is to spend 3 hours evey day continuously powerblasting the toilet & then still muster the strength to again visit the same dirty fast food joint responsible for the jet propulsion formula that can kill you at any moment by spontaneously launching you into orbit!!!
Whoever downvoted this masterpiece of Shakespearean level prose is an absolute monster.
I salute you sir. Godspeed 🫡
Lol, ikr? Do folk think/is it possible ppl read that & thought it 0% sarcastic?
(I’m ofc not even from USA. However I do poop.)
But ty for your kind words, I do try my to be the best shitpearian poster my brainhole can manage.