TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 天前No good deed goes unpunishedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down124
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageNo good deed goes unpunishedlemmy.worldTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 天前message-square34linkfedilink
minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·6 天前It’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss. Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·6 天前It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 天前Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up17·6 天前Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 天前I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·6 天前I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
minus-squarevelma@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·6 天前Huh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.
It’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.
Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
Hmm rattly.
Your farts would be so fucking fresh
I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
Condoms people condoms
that is the bridge too far?
You’ve set a very high bar indeed!
I’d give a cheek kiss lol
Huh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.
“… then the ass fucker who…”