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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Wait, not like that

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Drugs too!

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      Let’s not forget liquor!

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        But liquor comes in shots, cups, pints, fifths, and handles?

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          It also comes in my dad :(

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            Hi it’s me, Liquor.

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                Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:

                Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”

                Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”

                Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”

                Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”

                Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”

                Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”

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            Don’t you want your dad to have a little fun once in awhile?

            Also quit spying on us, it’s creepy.

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          A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

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            A US gallon is 3.785L which makes a fifth 757 ml. A pint is 1/8 gallon so ~473 ml.

            An imperial gallon is 4.54609L which makes a fifth 909ml and a pint 568ml.

            If your bartender is giving you 200ml pints you’re really getting ripped off.

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            A fifth is 750ml!? There’s no way that’s true. So when someone says they drank a fifth, they drank 750ml of ~*40% alcohol!?? That is wild…

            Sorry, edited.

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              Most things that are sold in a fifth are 80 proof, which is actually 40%

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          Quarts and forties too. And smoots.

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