Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoDrinking water is for the weaklemmy.worldimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down113
arrow-up1588arrow-down1imageDrinking water is for the weaklemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up106·6 days agoYou spelled makes you immune to physical attack wrong
minus-squaremig@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 days agoCorpses are fairly immune to physical attack.
minus-squareIratePirate@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agosnaps dried-up arm off like a twig from a dead tree Nope. Nope, they aren’t.
minus-squareJackTea@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoThe key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days ago- your lawyer faints, and the judge spits out their water -
minus-squarehypnicjerk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 days agojust stay away from matches
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoYou wanna match? My face and your ass, how about that, friend? … I mean, your face and my ass!
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-25 days agoCan’t bleed out if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease
You spelled makes you immune to physical attack wrong
Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.
snaps dried-up arm off like a twig from a dead tree
Nope. Nope, they aren’t.
The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?
It’s not attack, it’s loot. HP (0)
- your lawyer faints, and the judge spits out their water -
just stay away from matches
You wanna match? My face and your ass, how about that, friend? … I mean, your face and my ass!
Can’t bleed out if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease
Exactly