It’s like Microsoft is advertising for Linux at this point, lol.
“KB5094126 patched 208 security vulnerabilities on June 9, but the update has triggered Recycle Bin display glitches, BitLocker lockouts on enterprise hardware, OneDrive failures, and system freezes, with the first fix not expected until July 14.”
Hey real quick, you want to make edge your default browser and talk to Cortana?..
“You have clicked no. Microsft Edge is your new default browser! How can I help you more with the microsoft experience?” - Cortana.
Reminds me of that tweet:
"Does microsoft understand concent?
I think I’m glad that microslop didn’t go with Cortana as their dumb LLM name.
Not that there were any good back when Cortana was the Pc AsSiStAnT for Windows, to be clear.
I still love the older Windows like Windows XP way better. It really didn’t do any of that shit. You just needed a pop up blocker.
7 was it for me. That XP start up sound and bliss hits me in the nostalgia.
just replace the old ‘punch the monkey’ with certain other faces…
and you’d get clicks like crazy.