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Weekend Decisions

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Weekend Decisions

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Get away from me with your pants Satan!

    • TimeSquirrel@kbin.social
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      No, it’s “get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3.”

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    Stealth !risa@startrek.website meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

  • postnataldrip@lemmy.world
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    90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

  • Horik@artemis.camp
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    Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

      • Okkai@lemm.ee
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        Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

  • norbert@kbin.social
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    I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

    Smoking all day though.

    • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world
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      That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

      Stay lifted.

  • theotherone@kbin.social
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    Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

    • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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      Only if you put some pants on

      • MxM111@kbin.social
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        And can count.

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Please answer soon. I’m about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it’s an option…

      • theotherone@kbin.social
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        Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

        • Ensign Rick@startrek.website
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          And a respectable ascot.

    • Emhyr var Emreis@lemm.eeBannedBanned from community
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      A heroin dispenseary?

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works
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    Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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    Is this from Mormon Jesus? It looks like it’s from Mormon Jesus.

    • electrorocket@lemmy.ml
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      Naw, it’s Star Trek: The Animated Series. I illegally downloaded this in 2000 on mIRC.

  • flashgnash@lemm.ee
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    Or alternatively don’t put pants on but still get stuff done

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    deleted by creator

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

    You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

    Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

    So what’s it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

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    Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔

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