Alt text: a one panel comic drawn in the style of The Onion’s Stan Kelley that says “shelter from the storm”; three rain clouds that say “resurgent fascism”, “irreversible climate change”, and “impending economic collapse” are raining on a furry character, who is cheerfully whistling because they have an umbrella labeled “weed and furry porn” that is keeping them dry. Similar to The Onion comics, a smaller character representing the artist is in the corner, saying “weather proof.” The artist is CritterDome
At times like these, lobotomy is an option
lobotomy is an option
I don’t think you can get a lobotomy anymore.
And then Project 2025 bans furry porn…
Project 2025 bans all porn.
But that only makes Furry Porn BANNED IN AMERICA which has to be like double-plus BANNED IN CHINA which means it’s twice as good. It’s like all the 1980s porn rated XXX because one X wasn’t enough, it was so raunchy.
It just means it the police search your computer because they need to find something to extend your prison sentence, they can add porn possession to the list. Much like booze under the sink during prohibition.
Just pray they don’t come for the weed and furry porn next.
Weed is still illegal in most places, and they’ve already expressed their intention to attack porn federally.
Although the porn bans in place haven’t done much to stop me getting my fix.
