Get him onboard! I’ll cal him in.
Seriously, why are they producing all these great promo shots for him? If they had done that for someone like Bernie Sanders, the US would be in much better shape now.
I think, if Luigi runs for president in 2028, he might have better promo materials than that Trump’s photo with raised fist at this point.
Isn’t he 26? He’s not old enough.
fuck. I’d let him run it from prison.
Well, convicted felon and person the Joint Chiefs named “most likely to commit treason” in the yearbook doesn’t stop you from running again so fuckin why not
I mean, we now have the opposite problem, so might be a breath of fresh air
Laws don’t matter anymore. Just make up some shit and you’re good.
They’re milking it to make you really believe this is the real shooter, no suspicious circumstances here, no sir.
is he not the shooter? is he a decoy? as easy as it was to get so far away, I do find it hard to believe he got caught that easy, but damn if he didn’t have the fake IDs on him. and possibly the gun.
Need a “i am spartacus” moment
As awesome as that is - remember in the movie that the romans just executed all of the survivors of the initial massacre instead.
I’m like 90% certain that the US powers that be would be fine with this, so we might want to think of something slightly better if it comes to this.
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