Here’s my resignation.
Either it’s your fault, it’s going to be your fault, or you’re cleaning this up. Bottom line: there’s a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it’s time to part ways.
Front fell off
This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
We should unionize
Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
I’d probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them “save” me. Or run.
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
Damn thing broke
We’re insured, right?
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
Monster dot com
I fucking quit
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
Zoop! 👉😎👉
Get better racking.
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
Told ya so
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
