• HowAbt2morrow
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      3 months ago

      Quality Assurance is really over rated. DOGE should cut those fuck faces first for freedom fighters sake.

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      3 months ago

      In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

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      I’m reminded of that one time the entire Polish government was killed in a plane crash in Smolensk.