LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 个月前Also, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down17
arrow-up1194arrow-down1imageAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksLOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 个月前message-square42linkfedilink
minus-squareCorngood@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·4 个月前 compact, tactical France Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 个月前They’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 个月前Encore une fois! Avec… émotion! jazz hands
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-24 个月前Do you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways? EDIT: If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
minus-squareSomething Burger 🍔@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 个月前Don’t forget the folding chair:
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 个月前I don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
minus-squareYourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 个月前The road is actually in Belgium you don’t know it’s not.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 个月前When I was a little kid I always thought it was a car with legs, lol.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 个月前You need to make them legible so that the invaders know to stop
minus-squarefaercol@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 个月前Your stop signs are more French than the stop signs in France
Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
Arrêt!
What?
Arrêt!
They’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
ARRÊT!
ARRÊT!
Encore une fois! Avec… émotion!
jazz hands
Do you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways?
EDIT:

If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
Don’t forget the folding chair:
I don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
Stupid, sexy
FlandersroadThe road is actually in Belgium you don’t know it’s not.
When I was a little kid I always thought it was a car with legs, lol.
You need to make them legible so that the invaders know to stop
Your stop signs are more French than the stop signs in France