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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does

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the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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    The tolerancing on this thing must be a nightmare. My engineering brain is upset

    • etchinghillside@reddthat.com
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      I see nothing built in to aid in unlatching it.

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        What, you wanted to open the gate too?

      • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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        you use your fingernails to pry it open while pushing the dick part out

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      I’m suspecting it’s a 3D render

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        Ya there’s no way it’s useful enough to have been used long enough for rust to form on it.

    • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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      You just know the designer has never used an outdoor/farm gate before

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        I’m fairly sure it’s a content creator that just designs stupid latches for content

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Look at this fucking latch.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      You know that a guy came up with that and intended for it to look like a cock going into a vag

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        Why do you think it was a guy?

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          Because men love making things unnecessarily phallic in design

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            We tried vagina shaped skyscrapers but they just didn’t work.

            And don’t get me started on the vagina shaped swords…

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    The “Just the Tip” system.

  • Condiment2085@lemm.ee
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    Y’all crazy

  • Tempus Fugit@midwest.social
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    So does this table.

    So does this table.

  • LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee
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    Damn that’s hot

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    Looks… Well

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    [insert NSFW tag copypasta here]

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