The biggest pump and dump ever.

So they want to replace something that’s always had value with something they very likely don’t even understand? What’s the rush?

Imagine…

I love what they’re doing with our money.

Wait - no I fucking don’t what the fuck

So this is speculative policy and is going to 100% be met with strong political headwinds, but it’ll boost the price of Bitcoin for the bros for sure. Looks like just another pump and dump grift to me.

Ok I admit, now it’s starting to get funny.

Pitting the gold speculators against the cryptobros?

Let them fight

OK so they REALLY want to bankrupt the country. Jfc.