Remember when the prototype iPhone4 got left at a bar and ended up with a Wired Gizmodo reporter? That was an interesting story.

Well here’s the story about losing it but I was thinking about the reporter’s complete story which I understand was published by Gawker. And thus is gone.

Remember Gawker?

Peter Thiel remembers Gawker.

Awesomenosity

Just in time!

Good.

But as AI expert Justine Moore pointed out on social media site X

HAhahahahahahah

It’s a big fuckin’ mystery.

Idaho - failing to make the Southern Red State Shithole playoffs again this year.

True. Ain’t nobody “reopening” debate except corporate news holes.

as the president of Concerned Veterans for America, from 2013 until 2016, describes him as being repeatedly intoxicated while acting in his official capacity—to the point of needing to be carried out of the organization’s events. The detailed seven-page report—which was compiled by multiple former C.V.A. employees and sent to the organization’s senior management in February, 2015—states that, at one point, Hegseth had to be restrained while drunk from joining the dancers on the stage of a Louisiana strip club, where he had brought his team.

Oh those concerned veterans! Such concern.

Sure, everybody fell for sending half of their money to the defense contractors the first time. Why not again?

Well hopefully these two fine old gents will remain happy and healthy to a ripe old age. I certainly hope nothing terrible and swift befalls them. Yep.

In other news, science has indications the sun may be hot as a muthafucka.

o7

This is The Order of Things

Indeed.

What’s “Twitter”?

Don’t watch that! Watch this! This is the heavy, heavy Orca sound!

ONE STEP BEYOOOOONNNND

thank you. I stopped immediately right there and my brain went into fast forward to think of why some madperson had spelled DOS as DoS.

AI? . . . It means something else?? . . . no, it’s gotta be AI. Or is it on purpose? just to fuck with us? . . . Why?!! Arrgh

Bow wow chicka bowp bowm maowww

I’m mad I had to read the whole thing to figure out what the fuck was going on.