“Did you see the critical drinker’s new video on snow white? Totally epic bro.”

“uhh that’s nice, I’m going to go stand over there, near the orgy and cocaine table now, don’t follow me.”

He probably got invited to the “feel 'em out” party and wouldnt shut the fuck up about it/he did something there that was already blackmailable enough to not have to bother with the rest of it.

That’s a great post I need to go visit that sub

No he’s entirely too cringe it’s a boner-killer

The answer is obviously not cuz the vibe around him has always been rancid

Nobody wants to be near his robodick