BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前TIL about the max headroom signal hijacking in 1987. Despite having his bare ass spanked by a woman with a fly swatter, the perpetrator was never caught.en.m.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square91linkfedilinkarrow-up1652arrow-down18
arrow-up1644arrow-down1external-linkTIL about the max headroom signal hijacking in 1987. Despite having his bare ass spanked by a woman with a fly swatter, the perpetrator was never caught.en.m.wikipedia.orgBrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前message-square91linkfedilink
minus-squareSplashJackson@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·2 个月前Would having his bare ass spanked have made it easier to find him?
minus-squarengwoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·2 个月前Human ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 个月前Why don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 个月前Ok, but this better be for Science!
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 个月前Please report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session. Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.
minus-squareWilco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 个月前They could do an ass line up to actually identify him if they has a suspect.
minus-squareiamericandre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前That’s how the the dj for kneecap got unmasked, not the spanking but his bare ass
Would having his bare ass spanked have made it easier to find him?
Human ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.
There’s one now?? 😳
Why don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know
Ok, but this better be for Science!
Shhhhhh…
Please report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session.
Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.
They could do an ass line up to actually identify him if they has a suspect.
That’s how the the dj for kneecap got unmasked, not the spanking but his bare ass