They already took away our Russian Vodka. My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me!
American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15’S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared “woke DEI”.
Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me.
They’re just going to switch to caffeinated soda. In your heart you know this to be true.
They will deregulate the fda and Panera will bring back the heart attack lemonade
DRINK 1776 ENERGY! FILLED WITH 100mg OF PATRIOT CAFFEINE! COFFEE IS FOR COMMIES! MADE IN THE GOOD OL US OF A!! GOD’S COUNTRY!
Real victory gin hours coming
They already took away our Russian Vodka.
My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and 
whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me!
American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15’S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared “woke DEI”.
What’s the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I’m on a pierogi-making kick.
Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me.
The Mormons pull out a win again. Patriots are in control
Apparently Mormons only avoid hot caffeinated drinks. Makes sense that Swig is so fucking popular.
Did they stop drinking Caffeine Free primarily?