• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This is the moderate suburban voter Chuck Schumer thinks about while touching himself. He envisions this guy waving at the Baileys as they collect their morning papers before going back inside to live their isolated insulated ignorant lives full of bovine bliss.

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      He envisions this guy waving at the Baileys

      I’ve been wondering for years now:

      • Who are the Baileys?
      • Who or what is Big Structural Bailey?
      • Why is it the same name as a woman I dated in college??
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        Baileys are a part of early medieval european castles

        Big Structural Bailey was a particularly big castle

        Are you sure you didn’t date a castle?

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      I wish reporters in DC weren’t just empty human husks who work as dead-eyed stenographers. I wish one of them would get Schumer to put his guard down and then they’d ask him if the Baileys support Schumer’s position on Israel.

      “Do they support my position on Israel? Of course they do! Of course they do! Now, listen, the Baileys are gentiles - excuse me - more politely ‘they aren’t Jewish’. But when Mr. Bailey goes to bible study…”