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TWO WOMEN PUSHING SHOPPING CARTS IN A GROCERY STORE
HEY CLAIRE! HOW YOU DOING?
OH, I’M FINE!
THOUGHT BUBBLE: FREAKING OUT, ACTUALLY.
ANY PLANS THIS WEEKEND?
THOUGHT BUBBLE: WILL THERE BE A COUNTRY TOMORROW?
YEAH, JUST HAVING NEIGHBORS OVER FOR DINNER.
THOUGHT BUBBLE: AND STOCKING UP ON NON-PERISHABLE ITEMS IN CASE SUPPLY CHAINS COLLAPSE.
COSTS A LITTLE EXTRA THESE DAYS, HEH HEH!
WELL, HAVE A GOOD ONE!
THOUGHT BUBBLE: MAY AS WELL ENJOY LIFE WHILE YOU CAN.
TAKE CARE!
THOUGHT BUBBLE: HEAVEN HELP US ALL
Oh my god, yes! I went to my first one today in NYC. I was so mad our march maneuvered us around Trump Tower instead of past it!! Not that we were planning to egg it or anything…
Well not with the cost of eggs these days!!!
…wait…I think I just uncovered a completely insane but also totally logical conspiracy theory.
THATS WHY EGGS ARE SO EXPENSIVE!!! TRUMP DOESN’T WANT TO PAY EXTRA HOURS FOR CLEANERS TO CLEAN HIS BUILDINGS WINDOWS EVERY 5 MINUTES!!!
Does that check out, or am I just high?