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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Came in under budget too.

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Came in under budget too.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    I prefer to finish pooping before receiving a high velocity enema

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      Sometimes it pushes it back up for another day or two.

      Why do you hate efficiency?

      • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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        I ain’t no expert, but I would rather have a normal poop release than a two-day-drier, rock hard, anus ripper

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          Look at this person living the high life full of privileges where they can poop everyday regularly.

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          Those are my favorite.

          • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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            Username does not check out (this time at least)

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      But if you wait until after you don’t even need an enema

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