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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

STOP WRITING C

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STOP WRITING C

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    What language was that jpeg compression written in?

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      You ever heard of lossless compression? Well they developed lossfull anti compression, it compresses and decompresses the images so many times that the added artifacts create a larger file than original ! Impressive ain’t it?

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        we do live in the future

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          Impressive

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        and the Nobel goes to some nerd playing with electrons. Unbelievable

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      Potato

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        YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO ACCESS STARCH DIRECTLY

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      https://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvekey.cgi?keyword=jpeg

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      … D?

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