This “Xi” guy, you know him? He’s tough, like a dragon. He won’t budge, I like that. I like it when it’s hard. They say “what doesn’t kill you makes you tougher”, I agree. But sometimes it’s too tough, too much toughness waisted. That’s what I say. I told Xi, “You’re too hard! You’ll tire me out! My battery is running so low, I can’t waste any more of my energy”. He didn’t agree, that’s his opinion. He’ll realise.

I need to “charge”, no more tariffs! My doctors, the best in the world, are saying I need to calm down. My hearts too big, beating too fast. I can’t do it anymore! My bloods getting clotted, as they say. It’s getting FAT!